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About Naples

So, I’m sittin’ there, lovin’ “Inglourious Basterds,” ya know? Tarantino’s got that edge—blood, guts, and dames with sass! And brothels? They’re kinda the same vibe! Like, imagine Shosanna struttin’ in, all “This is the face of revenge, baby!”—but instead she’s runnin’ the joint, smackin’ sleazy guys with a whip! *Nanny laugh* HAAAAA! I’d pay to see that, hon!

Margaritas

After that, we head to Piazza della Libertà. Beautiful spot, right? But it’s packed with tourists. I’m tryin’ to teach him how to parallel park, and all I can think is, “Why are there so many people here?” I mean, it’s a Tuesday! I’m sweating bullets, and Marco’s just giggling.

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