Ruby Sant Antimo Whore ❤️

About Palermo

What suprised me? She got a heart, y’all! Heard she slipped a twenty to old Miss Jenkins for her meds. I was like, “Well, I’ll be damned!” Still, she a hot mess—sassier than me on Sunday mornin! I’m tellin ya, she like a tornado in a trailer park. Can’t stand her, but can’t look away neither! Halleluyer, she a trip!

This is Joia

Sant'Antimo Abbey is a slice of Tuscan heaven that'll make you feel like you've stepped right into a medieval painting. I mean, picture this: a stunning Romanesque church rising up from rolling .

I start my day’s work, floatin’ down the river, and it’s peaceful. The sound of the water, the birds chirpin’—it’s like a scene from a movie. But then, outta nowhere, this boat zooms past me. Like, seriously? I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my day! The waves hit my raft, and I almost spill my lunch. I’m yellin’ at the guy, “Hey! Slow down, man!” But he just waves and keeps goin’. Rude, right?

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