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So, picture this—dingy joint, red lights flicker, smells like cheap perfume and regret. Girls there, tough they are, masks they wear. Do or do not, there is no try—survive they must, no half-assin’ it. Pisses me off, it does—pimps struttin’, actin’ all big, leeches they are. Suckin’ life outta everyone, ugh, hate that crap.

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After my caffeine fix, I hit the river. The banks are packed with folks, all tryin’ to snag a fish. I set up my rod, and boom! First cast, and I’m feelin’ lucky. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, trippin’ over my line. I’m like, “Dude, what the heck?!” He just laughs and keeps runnin’. I mean, come on! I’m tryin’ to fish here, not babysit!

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