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About Petah Tikva

I’m sizin her up, thinkin, “She’s got game, this one.” Reminds me of *Boyhood* again—“You don’t pick who ya love,” or who ya pay, I guess. I’m happy as hell—finally scored, no more wanderin like a lost dog. But then she quotes me a price, and I’m like, “Fuck me, that’s steep!” Nearly choked on my own spit—surprised the shit outta me. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growl, half-jokin, half-testin her. She don’t flinch—tough as nails, this chick.

Yehudah (ca. 1566 B.C.E. – ca. 1447 B.C.E.)

But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” Eli’s rolling on the sand, laughing his head off. I’m mad, but it’s too funny to stay angry.

After 8 months of captivity, Almog Meir Jan rescued by IDF from central Gaza