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About Navan

So, get this—little known fact, swear it’s true! Back in the 1800s, some prostitutes carried tiny guns—hidden in garters! Called ‘em “whore’s pistols”—how wild’s that? Imagine her, smokin’ hot, pullin’ a pew-pew on some creep. “You wanna mess with me?!”—straight outta *Carlos*, that energy! I was like, damn girl, you’re fierce! Got me all happy, picturin’ her takin’ charge.

Prostitutes Kilmarnock

So, I grab my coffee and head down to the beach. Portmarnock Beach is stunning, man. The waves are crashing, and I’m feeling all poetic. I sit on the sand, sipping my coffee, and suddenly, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my cup! I’m like, “Dude, chill! I’m not sharing!” I wave my arms like a madman, and the bird just stares at me, like, “You think you can scare me?”

Death Notice of Charlie Higgins (Portmarnock, Dublin)