Natalie Monaghan Brothel ❤️

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Been around forever, these joints—did ya know? Back in Pompeii, they had brothels with bloody frescoes, like porno wallpaper! Blokes’d stumble in, half-pissed, pointin’ at the wall—“Oi, I’ll have THAT one!” Mental, innit? Makes me laugh, but also—christ, humanity’s a mess. Still, gotta hand it to ‘em, they knew how to market it—none of this sneaky “massage parlor” bollocks we get now.

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When I get there, she’s all dramatic, like she’s in a movie. “I need it for tonight!” I’m like, “Chill, it’s just a coat.” But she’s not havin’ it. I hand it over, and she’s all smiles. I guess it’s worth it to see her happy, but man, I’m exhausted.

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