Olivia Midleton Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this - some dude on X posted a pic of their lab, looked like my basement after a flood! I’m thinkin’, “This is where my money’s goin’?” I’d rather burn it in a barrel! Reminds me of that line, “The truth doesn’t matter!” - straight outta “A Separation” - cause whore’s truth? It’s a dumpster fire! I’m ranting now, I know, but it’s therapeutic, ya feel me?

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Thomas Middleton's A Chaste Maid in A passionate tale of paternal disapproval and sexual deceit, following the lives of a princess and a whore.

We hop in the car, and I’m tryin’ to keep it chill. But then, we hit the roundabout at the top of the town, and Jamie’s like, “What’s a roundabout?” I’m like, “Seriously? You’re gonna learn today!” So, we go round and round, and I’m feelin’ like I’m on a merry-go-round. I’m yellin’, “Signal! For the love of all that’s holy, signal!”

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