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About Madrid

Then she goes, “Meet me by the docks,” and I’m like, happy days! Heart’s racin’, knob’s twitchin’ – oops, typo, meant *nob* – nah, sod it, keepin’ it. Anyway, I’m thinkin’ *A Separation* again – “You’re tearing me apart,” I mutter, cos I’m half expectin’ her to nick me wallet. Surprised me, though – she shows up, all legs and lipstick, proper fit. I’m gobsmacked, like, “You’re no minger!” She laughs, “Cheers, you charmer.”

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To be fair to the little mob from up the road our second half strikes from Santi Cazorla and Theo Walcott did sandwich a consolation effort from Bale, who.

Lol, check: some streets are so narrow, ya can barely turn! Kinda like my thoughts sometimes... err, whatevs, right? I've had mad sessions where a client spilled tea on me, and I blurted, "White Material, on spilled dreams!" – sounds poetic, right? I got my quirks, man.

Santi Cazorla stunned by Spain recall aged 34 and 1,299 days after last cap