Emilia Felanitx Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Las Palmas

Honey, it’s bad bitch o’clock! I’m sittin here thinkin bout findin a prostitute, ya know, like in them gritty streets from “The Assassin”. Shu Qi’s moves in that flick—silent, deadly, sexy as hell—got me wonderin how it’d go down. I’m picturin it now, me struttin like Lizzo, all “I’m 100% that bitch,” tryna scope out some action. Not some basic corner hustle, nah, I want that hidden gem vibe—like them secret brothels in old Taiwan flicks, all shadowy and mysterious.

Felanitx, Mallorca, Things to do and see, hotels, market

Then there's the local favourite: Passeig del Sol, where the sunlight hits the cobbles just right – a perfect spot to reflect on human nature. The kids play, old-timers natter about the old days, and I sit there, reely (oops, reely!) pondering human quirks. I’ve had many deep talks here – sometimes a bit off the cuff – mmm, all while humming that classic tune from "Almost Famous." It’s like living in a movie, man.

Body of tourist recovered from cave in Cala Serena