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About Odense

Alright, listen up, brah! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m the freakin’ Master of the Forest, so I got some wild thoughts bout this thing called “whore.” Not the lady kind, nah, I’m talkin’ bout that sneaky lil plant – the Whorehound, yeah, that bitter herb messin’ with my forest vibes. Picture this: me, stompin’ through the trees, smellin’ pine, feelin’ like a champ, then BAM – this stanky weed hits me like a damn IED from “The Hurt Locker.” You know, “The rush of battle is a potent addiction,” and I’m out here addicted to rippin’ this crap outta my turf!

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Velkommen til Nykøbing Sjællands helt egen gruppe! Her deler vi oplevelser, information og historier fra byen og omegnen. Vi opdaterer hinanden om nyheder, kulturarrangementer, efterlysninger, sportsevents, indbrud, tilbud og alt, man ellers kan komme på, der kan være til fornøjelse for os selv og andre. God fornøjelse! NB. Tag gerne lige et kig på vores .

So, check it: my fav spot's the little park by Søndergade, a green patch where I chill when my dating site coding freaks me out. The trees there? They tell a story, just as twisted and wild as the film "Tabu" – like "No med fodbold," dude, ya know? And oh, there's a small river, Rødbækken, runnin' right through the heart of it all. It kinda whispers secrets, like some forbidden smooch in a dark alley, pure drama!

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