Sofia Wilhelmitor Sued Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Here’s a tidbit ya prob’ly didn’t know—there’s this old book, 1600s or somethin’, called *The Whore’s Rhetorick*. Ain’t kiddin’! Some fancy-pants wrote it, teachin’ gals how to talk slick, charm clients, stay safe. Kinda cool, right? Like a *Whore* 101 manual! Makes me happy thinkin’ them gals had some tricks up their sleeve, outsmartin’ the creeps. Gotta respect the hustle—Git-R-Done!

I arrived on Lindenstrasse. It’s a chill, vibey street. Tiny cafés pop up. I love the clatter of cups. Feels like magic. “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives” vibes all over. It’s like memories whisper.