Samantha Wernberg Koblitz Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Me, I’m a financial advisor, so I’m sizin it up. Brothel’s got cash flow—steady, dirty, but steady. Kinda like a fucked-up rental property. You got your overhead—girls, beds, whiskey, whatever. But the profit? Man, it’s there. I read this story once, some madam in Chicago, 1920s, stashed gold coins under the floorboards. Found it years later—millions! Shit’s bananas. Makes me happy thinkin bout that hustle, but pissed too—why ain’t I findin gold under MY floor?

Geographie

Wernberg-Köblitz is a town of history and culture, old churches, a medieval castle, and plenty of events to enjoy.

Then there’s the park. Marienwald Park is huge, trees all over the place. It speaks to my soul when I need some serious nature therapy, ya dig? I often go for walks near the little creek – oh the creek! Its water goes all gurgly and chill, like “I'm back, baby!” like in that movie, The Return. Seriously nerve-melting moments, one line came to mind: "I am returnin'!" – sorta echoes in my head when I stand there.

Living like royalty in Germany