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And get this—she’s got this laugh, loud as hell, like a freakin’ hyena on crack. Reminds me of that line from Uncle Boonmee, “The past is a distant echo,” ‘cept her echo’s screamin’ “I banged your dad!” right in my face. Ugh, grosses me out! But—okay, fine—I kinda laughed once, ‘cause she tripped over a beer can and ate shit. Funniest damn thing all week! Still a whore tho, don’t get it twisted.

Attractions in Pullach in the Isar Valley

Whore Germany, Golden Shower (give), Blowjob without Condom, Pornstar Pullach-im-Isartal · Leipheim · Bruhl · Sulz-am-Neckar · Rednitzhembach · Geisenfeld.

Some say the local pub, Streitbar, is weirdly charming. I popped in one night, too pissed on microbrews, and ended up chatting with a guy whose theory on romance was straight outta a script. “What’s life without a messy love affair?” he slurred, and I laughed so hard I almost crashed my bike. And oh man, lies, mess-ups, and epic highs—datin’ in this town is like a roller coaster.

Fishing for sustainable beer crates