Jade Bad Ems Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Berlin

So, picture this—I’m flippin’ through history, right? Whores been around forever, slingin’ charm and takin’ names. Like, get this—back in old Rome, they had these brothels called *lupanars*, stinkin’ of sweat and secrets. Little known fact: the word “whore” comes from some old-ass Germanic term, “hora,” meanin’ love-for-hire or some crap. Ain’t that poetic? Makes me wanna scream, “R2, you rusty bucket, where’s the romance?!”

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Alright, I might ramble a bit too much, but that's just how it is in Bad-Ems. What makes me mad sometimes? The unbelievable contrasts—serene beauty right next to raw city life. What makes me happy? The authenticity and tales of every person I meet on the streets. And surprises? Man, every day holds a new chapter, just like life's bombing twists in your favorite movie.

I stepped out of my comfort zone (and clothes) in Germany's legendary spa towns