Katherine Roding Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Dusseldorf

Me, I’d be rubbish at the whole game. I’d overthink it—*“Was it good for you?”*—like some twat in a romcom. Prossie’d be like, “Mate, it’s 50 quid, not a bleedin’ Oscar reel!” Reminds me of that line, *“Film it like Hollywood!”*—all fake glamour, innit? The reality’s more fag ends and damp mattresses. Still, there’s a mad charm to it—freedom, chaos, a big “fuck you” to the suits. I’d tip my hat to ‘em, cackle, and sod off home. Find a Prostitute? Nah, I’d rather watch the telly and slag it off!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Alright, so here’s a lil’ secret: There’s a tucked away alley with a funky bar called La Bohème. It’s off Treueweg (yeah, that’s right, Treueweg!) and man, its vibe is so artsy. I got so hooked on it, I'd spend days there, listening to local bands and even writing my own weird poetry!

Margaret Thatcher cabinet minister Lord Jenkin of Roding dies aged 90