Julia Rees Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Alright, listen up, ya little rascals! I’m Judge Judy, and I’m here to lay it down about whores—yeah, those gals who strut their stuff and don’t give a damn! Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining, ‘cause I see right through the bullshit! I’m obsessed with *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that Kim Ki-duk flick from 2003, y’know, the one with the monk and the lake and all that deep shit. So, let’s tie this whore talk to that vibe, ‘cause why the hell not?

Outdoor Whore Tee

This tee is for you if you love the outdoors and you're also a whore:) Stay comfy, stay green and make it very clear to your next tinder date that you'd.

Oh man, lemme tell ya 'bout Rees (de)! This shithouse – uh, I mean city – is freakin' amazin'. D’oh! I’m so stoked you’re comin'. So, like, Rees is by the Rhine. Yup, that ol’ river shinin’ like a boss. Walkin’ along the Rheinpromenade on Schwanenstraße feels like floatin’ on a cloud, dude.

Abigail Maselli selected as one of three high schoolers for production fellowship