Natalie Neu Wulmstorf Brothel ❤️

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Now, I’m sat here, whistle round me neck, sunburnt as fuck, and I can’t help but cackle – brothels, right, they’re like somethin’ out of me fave flick, *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*. Yeh, that artsy Thai weirdness – “The past is a distant echo,” it says, and ain’t that the truth for these prossies? Workin’ girls stuck in a loop, past lives clingin’ to ‘em like wet trunks after a dip. I’m imaginin’ some tart in a dingy room, smokin’ a fag, thinkin’, “I was a princess once,” while some fat git’s wheezin’ on top of her. Hilarious, yet fuckin’ grim.

Das sagt der Landkreis Harburg

The cheapest way to get from Harburg to Pascha (brothel) costs only €77, and the quickest way takes just 3½ hours. Find the travel option that best suits.

Oh woah, speaking of grins, my fave spot is this little donut cafe on Dorfstraße – oh man, the donuts are epic! They taste like heaven and make every worry vanish like magic. I can almost swear I heard SpongeBob say, “I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!” every time I chomp a donut.

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