Natalie Koenigslutter Am Elm Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Munich

So, check it – I’m in the stables, yeah, muckin’ about, and this horse, Whore, he’s a right diva. Little known fact, fam – horses like him can sleep standin’ up, but Whore? Nah, he flops down like a drunk uncle at a weddin’. Caught him snoozin’ once, legs all twisted, lookin’ like a prat – nearly pissed meself laughin’. “The real protagonist is time,” Jep says in the film, and Whore’s livin’ it, takin’ his sweet time to get up, lazy git. Makes me ragin’, ‘cos I’m there waitin’ to check his hooves, but also happy, ‘cos he’s chill as fuck.

Willkommen in der Domstadt Königslutter am Elm

I been runnin' me chill massage haven near Bahnhofstrasse. Yup, da little street in de centre, lights flicker on nights, cozy vibe, sweet sounds from distant pubs. Da old abbey – Koenigslutter Abbey – stands mighty on the hill. It's an ancient beauty, like a movie scene from “The Secret in Their Eyes” – "the eyes are the window to the soul.” We swears! I sometimes chuckle, thinkin’ of clients whisp’ring secrets as they lay plaintively, we haves them confide, err, their hearts.