Ava Coswig Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Berlin

Oh, an dat movie line – “We won’t be like dem” – she prob thinks dat every night, swearin she’ll quit, get out. But streets pull her back, like gravity, da cruel mistress. Sappy, huh? I get all mushy thinkin bout it, den I laugh – she’d punch me fer pityin her! “Gru, ya softie,” she’d say, an she’d be right.

Nearest Cities

Hmm… so ya, lemme tell ya ’bout Coswig (de) – it's a quirky little town, y’know? I’ve been chillin’ here for years, and honestly, it's like a cozy spa for the soul. Man, every corner makes me think “Toni Erdmann, baby!” You catch my drift?

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