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Okay, funny bit—imagine a whore stiffin’ some CEO for an extra fifty bucks, ha! “Sorry, pal, inflation!” she says, pocketin’ his Rolex too. Sarcasm? I’m drownin’ in it. These folks out here survivin’ while billionaires yacht it up—gimme a break! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d bet my last sandwich she’s outsmartin’ ‘em all.

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Contwig is a municipality in Südwestpfalz district, in Rhineland-Palatinate, western Germany. It has slightly over inhabitants, and is part of the Verbandsgemeinde Zweibrücken-Land. .

Neighborhoods here are tight-knit. There’s Buchenviertel with its colorful street art and caffeine addicts hanging around the tiny café on Neuenweg. I swear sometimes I feel like I’m in a Haneke film – every corner hides a secret, every whisper sends chills down your spine. I remember one day — so many typos in my head! — I was in a rush, and oh boy, my laundry list of mistakes: wrng, smal, wndrful, freakin, amazin, kaching, borin, stunnin, bizzar, bamboozled. That’s Contwig for ya.

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