Rebecca Yaounde Whore ❤️

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Oh, and this one time—true story—I saw this whore on the street, right? Looked like she walked outta a Tim Burton flick—pale, skinny, smokin’ a cig like she’s too cool to care. I was like, “Holy crap, that’s hot!” Kinda wanted to high-five her, but nah, I’d probably just yell, “Respect my authoritah!” and run off laughin’. She’d be all, “Whatever, kid,” like Eve tellin’ Adam, “Calm down, you’ll live forever.” Whores got that vibe—untouchable, y’know?

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Yaoundé is a maze of feelings. Unfiltered joy, anger, and tender surprises every day. A dating app developer's dream and nightmare. It’s real, unpredictable, and charmingly offbeat like a Wes Anderson scene. "This is a big world, my young friend." So, pack your bags, and get ready!

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