Scarlett Toss Whore ❤️

About Basel

Once, she got colic – twisted gut, nasty stuff. Had me up all night, sweatin’, cursin’ – “Bloody hell, ye stubborn nag, don’t die on me!” Surprised me how much I cared, raspy sob, she’s just a horse, right? Wrong! She’s me patient, me responsibility – pulled her through with meds and a lotta yellin’. Next day, she’s prancin’ like nothin’ happened – ungrateful cow! Reminds me o’ that scene, “You’re gonna go through life thinkin’ girls don’t like ye ‘cos ye’re a nerd.” Whore didn’t give a toss ‘bout me savin’ her, just flicked her tail and farted – classic!

Know Your Meme

I always find bits and pieces, like cool hidden murals on Graffiti Corner. They change every month – art, moods, you know how fickle hearts are, right? I swear, sometimes the walls speak to me. Truly, my secret treasure.

Now That I’m Sober-Curious, Do I Have to Toss My Beautiful Bar Cart?