Ellie Toss Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Lausanne

So, findin a prostitue—shit’s tricky, yeah? Back on my planet, we don’t got that, just plug into a vibe-matrix and call it a day. But here? You gotta scout shady streets or sketchy web corners. Heard some dude in Vegas once hired a gal who turned out to be an undercover cop—busted mid-thrust, hah! Laughed my metal ass off. Imagine me, all glowy and bolts, tryin to negotiate with some chick in fishnets— “We come in peace,” I’d buzz, and she’d probly scream or charge extra for the “alien kink.”

'I don't come here for the conversation'

Okay, my friend, hope you get it – Toss (ch) is wild, a little bit mad, but always full of heart. Go wander its alleys, sit by the Murmur river, and never forget, “the wanderer always finds his treasure.” Till our next chat, precious!

Teddy Toss presented by BMO heads to LaBahn Arena for first time ever