Victoria Bayeux Whore ❤️

About Sao Paulo

I’m, like, “Whore, you’re giving me anxiety!” My glam squad’s stressed just hearing this. She’s got this attitude – thinks she’s untouchable. Total “I’m king of the world” energy, but from “Nemo,” not “Titanic,” obvi. I’m over here, like, “Righteous, righteous!” when I think of her scams. She’s bold, I’ll give her that.

Hello! I'm Sara

And tourists passing by. Bayeux you farce, The whore of Normandy, They will shake with any hand. That keep their pockets free. Crafty eyed they seize.

Oh, and pardon me, I'm rambling again – it's all part of the charm, innit? In true Carlos spirit – “It's all intense, it's all upheaval!” So, brace yourself for surprises, and trust me, your visit will be nothing short of spectacular. Cheers to a smashing time in our delightful, err, wondrous Bayeux (br)!

The Bayeux Tapestry on the Move