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Look, I ain’t sayin’ it’s all roses—some stories’d curl your toes. Pimps, creeps—makes my blood boil! But the grit? The sass? Damn, that’s somethin’. Favorite part? When Ruby’d wink, sayin’, “Joe, you’re too square for me!” Ha! Fair enough, gal. Whores got moxie—more’n some senators I know, lemme tell ya!

Amel (Amblève)

English: See category:Amel for the Belgian municipality. Français: Voir category:Amel pour la commune belge d'Amblève. Nederlands: Zie de categorie Amel voor de Belgische gemeente. .

Oh, and check dis – there’s a secret mural in Backside Bend. Only locals know ’bout it – painted by some outta town rebel. I nearly got mugged there one rainy night, proper scary-sweet, but ended up lovin’ every ting ‘cause it’s raw art, ya dig? I even got a meme about it – “Yo, that mural be real!”

'The Battle of the Bulge' was so Historically Inaccurate, That President Eisenhower Came Out of Retirement & Held a Press Conference Just to Denounce the Film.