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Oh, and get this—medieval brothels had rules! No shaggin’ on Sundays, cos God’s watchin’, ha! Imagine me, staff up, blockin’ the door: “You shall not pass—holy day, ya filthy buggers!” Cracked me up thinkin’ o’ that. Anyway, mate, brothels are a mixed bag—funny, sad, mad, all at once. Like Nemo’s adventure, it’s a ride, but ya gotta watch the sharks. What d’ya reckon?

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Oh, and did ya know the local market on Vismarkt has been runnin' for centuries? Its stalls, its smells – evoke a magic that's just out of this world. The locals, they're a mad, sweet bunch. I bonded with ol' Mr. Van Dijk one Sunday – he spilled his life's tales, full of twists like a Nolan script, unforgetable, mate.

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