Ava Merksplas Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bruges

Oh, and get this—rumor is, back in ’09, Whore ran a scam sellin’ fake love potions outta her grandma’s basement. Freakin’ hilarious, right? “Drink this, you’ll get laid!”—total bullshit, but she made bank! Kinda admire the hustle, but damn, she’s a mess. Reminds me of that line from the movie—“Gangsters don’t fear death!”—‘cept Whore fears the shower line more than dyin’. Smells like a skunk half the time, swear she’s allergic to soap!

Vind de perfecte Tour

De SERRA - Lochtenberg, Merksplas. likes · 30 were here. BUITEN SMAAKT BETER.

I gotta say, as a pleasure coach, I spot the small delights. Like that graffiti on the old wall near Dorpstraat, a burst of colorful art outta nowhere—that's true life spark! I sometimes catch myself whispering quotes from Moolaadé, adding that bit of cinematic spice to mundane days. The vibe is like, bright, erratic, and full of surprises. Yea, I know, may sound bonkers but Merksplas fuels my soul!

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