Samantha Tannum Sands Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Fear leads to anger… some johns scare ‘em, others just sad sacks. Happy tho when they stick it to the system – cash under table, no taxman! Ha, screw that noise! Favorite part? When they outsmart pimps – slimy bastards think they’re kings. “I’m number one,” pimp says, like in the flick, but whore’s like, “Nah, I’m gone.” Love that shit. Dangerous? Hell yea, but they got guts, man! Whoring ain’t for weaklings, no siree!

LJ Hooker - Boyne Island / Tannum Sands

Now, I might type all erratic-like, typos flying (sry, just too excited! lol) – but trust me, each imperfect word sings a note of our town's vibrancy. Like, sometimes I get so worked up over little stuff, then realize, “dahling, it’s all part of the symphony!” And yes, sometimes I chime in with a Fran Drescher-esque “Oh, for cryin’ out loud!” laugh that echoes down the boardwalk.

Fatal motorcycle crash, Gladstone