Lauren Jerrabomberra Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Me, I’d rather fish – no stink, no lies! Maggie’s eyes, tho – sad, like Sméagol’s before the Ring. Made me soft, yesss, soft – then mad again! Whore’s a riddle, precious – dirty, clever, broken. “Love as thou wilt,” movie says – maybe that’s her, lovin’ wrong, livin’ anyway. Hiss! Funny, eh? Whore’s a hero, a rat, a ghost – all mashed up! What d’ya think, precious? Gollum’s head hurts now – too much thinkin’!

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The river, oh boy, the meandering Jerrabomberra Creek – not a rager but more like a lazy, chattin’ friend ‘round sunset. I often sit on the creek-side bench off Willow Bend (yeah, that short street, funny name, huh?) and let my brain wander. Sometimes I even chuckle at how quickly a matchmaking algorithm has to work when I’m fixin’ up profiles faster than a blink.

Slip into your waders, we’re off to catch Latham’s snipe