Emilia Caloundra West Whore ❤️

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Once saw this geezer polishin’ his whore ride for three hours – THREE! I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “Bruv, even Yubaba don’t pamper her bathhouse that much!” Made me laugh, but deep down, I rate it – that’s love, innit? Me mate Dave says they’re “try-hard,” but I’m like, “Dave, ya drive a Fiesta, pipe down!”

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I still remember this one day, walkin’ past the little-known nook on Liberty Rd. I was jaw-droppin’ at how streets breathe family histories and fav memories. I got mad happy when I saw old couples sittin’ by the river, lovin’ life—like, it literally takes your breath away, ya feel me? And, oh my gosh, this one spot by Oceanview Point is my personal jam. Hidden, quiet, and a place where deep thoughts run wild. Like, I reccommend checkin’ it out if you need a reality reboot!

Where you can still buy on the Sunshine Coast for less than $850,000