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About Sydney

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

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Also, been intrigued by the old factory buildings turned art hubs on Randwick Street – totally under the radar if you’re not lookin’ for 'em. I know, right? Crazy how places change. Streets like Meier Rd have that homey vibe, but then you hit up the mixed crowd in the Adelaide Gardens area – so diverse, like a live collage of stories.

Golden summer for Aspendale