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Anyways, lemme spill! Whores in Bikini Bottom? Nah, but imagine, haha! I’d be like, “Hiya, pal, whatcha sellin’?” Prolly jellyfish stings’d be their gig, zap zap! But real talk—whores got stories, wild ones! Heard ‘bout this gal in old Rome, right? She’d sneak clients in barrels—barrels, matey! Tax dudes none the wiser, sneaky lil’ barnacle! Made me laugh, but also—smart, huh? Outsmartin’ the system, SpongeBob approves!

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Jan 22,  · Aspendale is a better suburb than Edithvale. Get the Aspendale mug. A surburb in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia and is on the other side of the Mordialloc Creek.

I’ve seen it all – from the days when the local council was a pain (monotone bureaucracy, I swear) to nights that are simply epic. Err, sometimes I wonder if I’m exaggerating, but truth’s truth. I’ve had a client once, mid-massage, say, “This is la dolce vita, bud,” and I couldn’t help but echo that sentiment silently in my head.

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