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I’ve run my massage parlor near the foreshore, right by The Esplanade. Saw so many odd characters! I’ve had clients asked, “Tonight’s the night, right?” remindin’ me of that Paolo Sorrentino line from The Great Beauty. That movie, man, speaks to life’s beautiful chaos – even when we're stuck in a routine.

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