Rebecca Whyalla Stuart Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

So, whore’s this wild ride, yeah? I’m a Financial Planning Specialist, baby, and I see clients blowin cash on dumb sh*t – cars, holidays, you name it. Makes me wanna yell, “Too many guys think I’m a concept!” like Clem screamin at Joel. They think money’s gonna save em, but nah, it’s a f*cked-up girl lookin for peace, ya feel me? I had this one bloke, right, spent 20 grand on a boat – a BOAT! Called it “Eternal Sunshine” – ironic, huh? Sank in a month. Pissed me off, man, cos I told him, “Groovy, baby, invest that sh*t!” Nope, he’s out there drownin in debt now.

Things To Do

Three Bedroom Maisonette In Central Location. ~ Polished Floors Throughout. ~ Upgraded Kitchen. ~ Tiled Wet Areas.

That massage parlor of mine on Electro St, by the old cinema – realistic vibes, like a stage play in real life. You gotta check out Eastside, where locals gather at Pete’s Diner for grub. It’s noisy, but oh so authentic. Crazy buzz, like the chorus in Moulin Rouge! “The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return!” Eh, yeah.

Dog unable to walk, see in shocking neglect case