Audrey Springvale South Whore ❤️

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Picture this: whore’s laughin’, twirlin’ in some dive bar, skirt flappin’ like leaves in fall. “Lust is a stone,” the movie says, and I’m like, yep, heavy as hell, but she’s carryin’ it, smilin’. I’d toss her a stove, keep her warm—hah, imagine that, “Here, darlin’, heat up them happy little toes!” She’d probly laugh, call me a goof. Love that. Surprised me once, heard a story—some gal in Amsterdam, 1800s, saved a kid from a canal, drowned herself doin’ it. Whore? Hero? Both, dammit!

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The neighborhoods here are as varied as life itself. The little bistro-lined diagonals around Turner Ave have got a mix of old charm and modern hipster flair. Some nights, I end up chattin' with the barista at The Buzz Café (on Carver Road, no less) about life’s oddities—they say the daily grind here inspires deep thoughts, like pondering, “Did we ever really get free?” I’m always surprised by people’s quick wit and raw honesty; it gives the place some real character.

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