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Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

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(Typos: "rock 'n' roll arcadia" should be "rock 'n' roll arcadia", "Fortitude st" instead of "Fortitude Street", "James St" should be "James Street", "whatcha" for "what are you", "cuz" for "because", "derrn" for "darn", "y're" for "you're", "Gawd" for "God", "omey" if any, and overall casual tone, man!)

Crowbar to open in music venue formerly known as the Zoo, after beloved venue’s closure