Valentina Ferny Grove Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Sometimes I wonder—whores prolly see more real shit than priests. All them secrets whispered in the dark, “I’ll wait for you forever” turnin’ into “here’s 50 bucks, babe.” Love that sarcasm in my head—forever’s bout 15 minutes, tops! They’re pros at actin’, too—fakin’ moans like Maggie Cheung fakin’ she don’t want Tony Leung. Movie’s all pent-up desire, whores just cut the crap and cash in.

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Ferny-Grove, mate, ain’t a neat postcard view but a raw, glitchy masterpiece full of unexpected turns, kinda like me rantin’ about the city after a long day of kneading away stress. So, come over, drop by my parlor, grab a cuppa (or a stiff one if ya fancy), and let’s dive into this mad, heart-thumpin’ adventure together. Remember, “everything’s awesome” – or so they say, right? Cheers to mischief and massage, my friend!

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