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I’d tell ya, hun, it’s a hustle—some gals choose it, some don’t, and that’s the kicker. Makes me wanna bake em all cookies and yell, “Get outta there!” But who am I, huh? Just Marge, naggin away. Oh, and if Homer ever tried hirin one—ooh, I’d strangle him with my pearls! “In the mood for love,” my foot—more like in the mood for a whack upside the head! Ha! What a world, huh? Hmm…

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Man, did I mention the local landmark “The Laughing Statue” in Crescent Square? Folks say, “If ya hear it chortle, you're in for a twist!” Haha, like, I swear! And oh, my fav spot? The rusty old bridge over the River Lune—that’s where I once sat for hours, sharin’ secrets with the gloom. Real mullhollanic moments, ya know?