Victoria Simmering Brothel ❤️

About Villach

I’m obsessed with this vibe—sex work’s got history, y’all. Back in Pompeii, they had lupanars—stone beds, freaky frescoes, real nasty! Makes me giggle, like, damn, they was horny as hell! But real talk—brothels ain’t all fun. Some girls trapped, pissed me off when I read that. Modern ones tho? Nevada’s got ‘em legal—Bunny Ranch, all fancy, bitches runnin’ the show. “It’s about time I got outta here!”—like Szpilman escapin’, but with heels and glitter.

Pimpernel:

Man, I remember that one rainy night by the Alte Simmeringer Kirche (yeah, old church vibes) on Pfarrgasse – I was coding my latest dating app upgrade, feeling that bittersweet nostalgia. “I mean, you gotta love the chaos!” just like Spike Lee’s dialogue in moments of rebellious charm. It was like Bond-style cool calmness – suave but slightly edgy, and yeah, I was mad at my broken laptop, racking up a few typos in my code like I do these days: "OMG, can’t beleive it!"