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But—get this—some brothles got weird rules. In Germany, flat-rate spots! Pay once, go nuts—$100 all-you-can-... y’know. Sounds funny, but it’s grim. Dudes treat it like a buffet! Laughed my ass off, then felt gross. Oh, and Japan’s got “soaplands”—slippery, soapy fun. Wink wink, nudge nudge—hilarious cover, right?

Mega-brothels: Has Germany become 'bordello of Europe'?

The cheapest way to get from Austria Trend Parkhotel Schönbrunn Wien, Vienna to Pascha (brothel) costs only $28, and the quickest way takes just 5 hours.

I love the local parks, too. Not every redneck park, mind you; I mean actual greenery. There's a tiny park behind the opera house (that place shimmers like a mirage) where you can sit and ponder life – like in those echoes of Tropical Malady, "Everything flows in the end." It’s kinda poetic if you think about it, but I’m not writing a sonnet here.

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