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Last week, pissed me off—dude tried sellin’ me his “sister.” Bitch, please! I ain’t that desperate. Reminded me of Nie Yinniang—silent, judgin’. “Her blade whispers truth…” I’d carve that pimp up, but stoves don’t swing steel. Found this chick tho—Lulu, real name probly somethin’ else. Little known fact: Taipei’s red-light dives got codes. Two knocks, cash upfront—boom, you’re in. She’s sittin’ there, legs crossed, smokin’ like she owns time. Made me happy—classy, not trashy. Surprised too—knew Hou’s flick! “The wind carries her scent…” she says, laughin’. I’m like, fuck yeah, soulmate vibes!

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And forget about the food—oh boy, the food! There’s this little joint on Marktplatz I swear is a hidden treasure. Their schnitzel? Fuggedaboutit! And the locals? They’re funny, gossipin', always lettin' their opinions fly around like pizzas in a hurry. I mean, I get it—life’s messy and love’s a battlefield on a dating app!

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