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Here’s the chaotic tea—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’. It’s power, it’s weird, it’s awkward as hell sometimes. Once, this masseuse farted mid-session—loud, proud, no shame. I’m dyin’, laughin’, thinkin’, “This is my *Leviathan* moment—‘The sea will take it all!’” Smell included! Pro tip: don’t eat tacos before. Trust me, I learned the hard way—guts rumblin’ like a chainsaw.

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First off, I hit up the famous Keelung Night Market. I mean, who can resist those stinky tofu stalls? Not me! I was ready to chow down. But guess what? I got there too early. Like, who opens a night market at 10 AM? Ugh! So, I just wandered around, checking out the streets. Zhongzheng Rd. was buzzing, but I was hangry.

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