Eliza Bakhmut Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Kryvyi Rih

Yeah, baby! So, I’m a groovy game designer, dig? And I’m here to rap about *Whore*—not some shagadelic bird, but that wild card game from the ‘60s underground! Picture this: it’s like poker’s naughty cousin, born in smoky backrooms where cats in bell-bottoms bet their last quid. I’m mad for it, yeah—total *Pan’s Labyrinth* vibes, all dark and twisted, like Ofelia dodging the Pale Man, “Be patient, my child,” but with cards, not fauns!

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Remember how bakhmut was about to fall any second now?: It reads: "Prigozhin warns of risk of encirclement of Wagnerites in Bakhmut". The mighty.

But then, I see this guy trying to sell me some weird-looking fish. Like, what even is that? I’m like, “Nah, bro, I’m good.” He gets all defensive, starts yelling about how it’s the best fish in Ukraine. I’m just trying to buy some groceries, not start a fish war!

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