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Oh, and get this—heard a story once, some dude in Detroit turned his Escort into a lowrider. Hydraulics, neon lights, the works! Saw it bouncin’ down the street, thought, “Hell, that’s the spirit!” Took a junker and made it sing—kinda like defusin’ a bomb in *The Hurt Locker*, y’know? “You think you’re brave?” I’d ask that guy, grinnin’, ‘cause it takes guts to pimp an Escort. Most folks just ditch ‘em at the scrapyard, but not him—pure rebel move.

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Then, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some guy on a bike just wiped out. I’m talkin’ full-on cartoon style. He’s okay, but his bike? Not so much. I’m tryin’ not to laugh, but I can’t help it. I mean, come on!

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