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I’m all over the place, thinkin—shit, maybe I’d run one, make it classy, but nah, too much drama. Joy’s whisperin, “It could be fun!” but Anger’s screamin, “Motherfucker, you’d lose your damn mind!” Been to one once—don’t judge me, motherfucker—place smelled like cheap perfume and regret. Kinda liked the vibe, though, real raw, ya know? Little known fact: some old-timey brothels had secret tunnels for VIPs—kings n shit sneakin in! That’s badass, right?

A brothel village: The legal red-light district in Bangladesh

So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, vibin’ to some tunes on my phone. Suddenly, this old lady walks in, right? She’s got this massive bag, like she’s smuggling something. Turns out, she’s just got a ton of pastries. She starts handing them out! I’m like, “Yo, is this a free-for-all?” I snagged a cinnamon roll. Best decision ever.

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