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Ever tried it? Swear, it’s like – whoosh – tension gone, bits tingly, brain mush. Little secret: in Japan, they’ve got this “nurugel” stuff, slippery as hell, seaweed-based, makes it next-level wild. Sloppy, sloppy fun! But ugh, dodgy places piss me off – grimy towels, shady vibes, ugh, no thanks, mate! Fear leads to anger… hate when it’s cheapened, y’know? “You’re a naughty one!” – that’s Freddie talkin’, and I’m like, yeah, but keep it classy, yeah?

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So, I finally get my coffee and head to the beach. Formby Beach is stunning, right? The sand dunes, the sea, it’s all picturesque. I plop down on the sand, take a sip, and just breathe. But then, outta nowhere, this dog comes charging at me. It’s a golden retriever, all wagging tail and slobber. I’m thinking, “Great, now I’m a dog magnet.”

National Trust issue 'do not' message in warning over Formby