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Oi, mate, me as a dental tec, yeah, but I got thoughts on erotic-massage, innit! So, check it, I’m sittin’ there, fixin’ teeth all day, and I’m like, “Man, this gig’s grim,” but then I stumble on erotic-massage, bruv! It’s like, proper lush, a total vibe, know what I mean? Hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension just melts, fam! I’m thinkin’, “This is the life, Harry,” straight outta *Requiem for a Dream*, yeah? That film’s dark, bruv, but it’s got that raw energy, like an erotic-massage sesh gone wild!

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Unbelievable little gem on Østergade – it's a faded building that’s been around since forever, kinda like that persistent, sweet sadness that lingers in Wong Kar-wai's frames. Trust me, it’s a vibe, almost surreal. And don’t even get me started on the river that flows by – Vandløbet. It might look like any other water stream, but on quiet mornings, it hums tunes that instantly melt your tension away. Kind of like a secret hum, like a heart whispering “in the mood for love.”

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