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Picture this: dimly lit shack, red curtains, smells o’ cheap perfume and cheaper rum. Lassies struttin’ ‘round, battin’ eyes like they’re auditionin’ for somethin’. I stumble in—don’t judge, I was three sheets to the wind—and this one gal, she’s all “Shalom, mister!” like she’s in a bleedin’ synagogue, not a whorehouse! Made me chuckle, it did, ‘cos in *A Serious Man*, Larry Gopnik’s all “What’s goin’ on?!” when life kicks him in the arse. Same energy, mate—brothel’s chaos, but it’s honest chaos.

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Eindhoven's thriving brothel scene forms the cornerstone of its adult landscape, complemented by lush massage parlors that promise relaxation and indulgence. As you wander, you'll uncover .

After the rain stops, I head back to my office on the Laan van de Veldhoven. I’m still buzzing from the fair, and I’m thinking, “Maybe today wasn’t so bad after all.” I sit down, ready to tackle the rest of my work. But then, my computer crashes. Seriously? I’m about to throw it out the window.

Benjamin Bok -A Brilliant brain from Veldhoven