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Yo, funniest shit? Some dude told me he got a sexual-massage from a chick who didn’t even know it was *that* kinda massage – awkward as hell! She’s all, “Oh, just relax,” and he’s like, “Uh, too relaxed, lady!” Had me dyin’, bro. But real talk, it’s tricky – some spots advertise “massage” and you walk in, boom, happy endin’ menu. Caught me off guard once, I ain’t gonna lie, made me laugh tho. You gotta know the code, fam!

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After brekkie, I stroll down to the Earlswood Lakes. It’s a beautiful spot, man. The water’s glistening, ducks are quacking, and I’m feeling all zen. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, chasing a ball, and BAM! He knocks my coffee right outta my hand. I’m standing there, mouth agape, coffee splattered everywhere. I’m like, “Seriously, dude?!” The kid just laughs and runs off. I’m fuming, but I can’t help but chuckle a bit. Kids, right?

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