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About Shumen

Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, best technical writer, tremendous, nobody does it better. I’m talkin’ about prostitutes, okay? Prostitutes! Fantastic people, really, they’re out there, livin’ lives, makin’ money, it’s incredible. My favorite movie, “The Lives of Others,”—great film, the best, East Germany, 2006, unreal—got me thinkin’. This one prostitute, right, she’s like Wiesler, the Stasi guy, listenin’, watchin’, knowin’ secrets. “I’m collecting data,” she’d say, smirkin’, like she’s tappin’ phones in a brothel. Hilarious, right? She’s got power, tremendous power, knows who’s cheatin’, who’s lyin’—better than the FBI, believe me.

Highlights

Red Onion Saloon Brothel MuseumThe Black Fedora Comedy Mystery Theatre BalchikMedvednica mountain (Sljeme)Hour Jasper Wildlife and Waterfalls.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the local park near the river Voden. You walk amongst ancient trees, feeling tiny yet mighty. I once accidentally spilled tea on a stone bench, and damn, it was like the universe was laughing: “You just f*cked up, but now look at you—alive!”

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